Not my most prolific month in terms of lame limericks. The triple whammy of work, drink and ennui got in the way. Mind you, all was not completely lost for I reviewed seven films, two theatre shows, one jazz gig and wrote a lengthy piece on an LGBT attack in Holland which gave rise to the hashtag #allemannenhandinhand for the Edinburgh-based e-zine reviewsphere.
That was the “weak and wobbly” that was.
Theresa is May by name, but dismayed by nature.
The “U-Turn Queen”, a titled bestowed upon her by the artist formerly known as the SNP Westminster leader, Angus (Bugger!) Robertson, has turned an unassailable lead into a busted flush!
And despite labelling Corbyn a “terrorist sympathiser”, she now looks like forming a “coalition of chaos” with the DUP!